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Husband & Wife – Short Jokes

By on May 28, 2011 in Jokes

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11 Responses to Husband & Wife – Short Jokes

  1. Mustafa M Dodh October 30, 2011 at 7:50 AM #

    very very humurous….some are repeats but still funny

  2. Mustafa M Dodh October 30, 2011 at 7:48 AM #

    very very humurous….some are repeats but still funny

  3. Amr nawar June 1, 2011 at 10:12 AM #

    Humans have somethings nice & other bad,so husband & wife.
    Life full with what you want and what you can imagine,as if you look to a half glass of water,some see it full while others see it empty.
    Thank You Sara.

  4. pradeep kumar May 30, 2011 at 5:09 PM #

    WIFE IS KNIFE

  5. AZEEM May 30, 2011 at 2:23 AM #

    your jokes are wonderful. Really whenever I open my e-mail it refreshes me.

  6. Goldypearl May 28, 2011 at 9:04 PM #

    these  jokes are funny,especially the last one.  but with these jokes we are indirectly putting wrong ideas in singles’ brains about marriage. and always the blame is on the wife??

    • Sara May 29, 2011 at 9:29 AM #

      We will make sure there jokes are taken in correct sense and will try to avoid any think that gives a wrong direction. Thank you Goldypearl

  7. Abdulhafeth Khrisat May 28, 2011 at 8:50 AM #

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    • Ali May 29, 2011 at 10:18 AM #

      Thanks Abdulhafeth! We might use this in our future posts.

  8. Mstivnikli May 28, 2011 at 8:30 AM #

    thanks for sharing these funny jokes. However, I would like to inform that marriage is a sunnah and Prophet Muhammed said that if anybody marries, this person complete a half of iman, as islamic faith through only marriage. So, don’t discourage single people to marry. We should focus on this point. 

    Also, thanks for sharing many good and useful materials with us.

    • Sara May 28, 2011 at 3:56 PM #

      Thanks for wonderful comment. Surly we will try to take the sprite in your comment. 
      Best Regards