Husband & Wife – Hilarious Conversation!

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found…
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters…
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use… Try after some time.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus.

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23 Responses to Husband & Wife – Hilarious Conversation!

  1. absi December 13, 2014 at 7:45 PM #

    realy she is a virus evevn I have one in home even if yoy use anti – it will not go

  2. fathima a October 9, 2013 at 8:25 AM #

    very hilarious,… i’m a software engineer and now i will think twice before i marry to any software engineering..lol…nice one sara….

  3. fuad haimed February 22, 2013 at 3:34 PM #

    When ever I want to copy and paste your lovely joke i fail. Can explain the reason my dear.

    • Ali - Admin March 18, 2013 at 6:39 PM #

      There is a share button at the end of the post, which you can use to share.
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  4. Imam sheriff busari February 1, 2013 at 3:55 PM #

    dis very funny marriage, I pray to ALLAH for enriched ur knowledge.

  5. M.M Bello September 18, 2012 at 1:38 PM #

    This may discourage women from marrying computer experts. Funny though.

  6. tybah May 16, 2012 at 12:04 PM #

    it was really hilarious ……………..!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Basit April 25, 2012 at 7:46 PM #

    Being a computer student, its very funny for me, lol 😀

  8. Ghassanet10 July 28, 2011 at 8:31 PM #

    lol this is so funny!!

  9. Kisarikafabiola April 6, 2011 at 5:01 PM #

    i could skin the husband alive if i were his wife……….. grhhhhhh!!!

    • Dr. Md. Golam Mostafa May 24, 2012 at 10:08 AM #

      May I join with you KisariKafaBiola to strengthen your statement. But if you consider the joke in terms of computer technology, its fine making you at least lough. Since its a funnyfunnyjoke forum, lets enjoy the joke rather than be so serious about the content of the joke that doesn’t match with the real life situation. However, you may get some real life jokes. Have a wonderful time.

      • Mhd October 31, 2012 at 2:11 PM #

        She has written nothing wrong dont be that serious, take her comments too in lighter mood, there is no meaning or act which she has written.

  10. Tausifhusain786 April 6, 2011 at 10:34 AM #

    yaar tum ho kaun

  11. MUKHTAR April 6, 2011 at 10:21 AM #

    This is a good one; and refreshing indeed. I just wonder, who is really the “idiot” between the husband and the wife?.

  12. Anonymous April 5, 2011 at 11:13 PM #

    haaa Lmaoo..i might go for computer engineering or the like lol

  13. eloany m April 5, 2011 at 6:18 PM #

    right …………both victims of pc .

  14. abdullah April 5, 2011 at 7:53 AM #

    Why do we all have Unknown Viruses?

    Funny stiry, liked it.

    • Ali April 5, 2011 at 7:57 AM #

      Thanks Abdullah!!

    • Fzshah76 April 5, 2011 at 4:19 PM #

      because Allahabad we men are anti virus and we like to quarantine them

      • Fzshah76 April 5, 2011 at 4:23 PM #

        sorry meant abdallah.

  15. Nabeel April 5, 2011 at 7:19 AM #

    Please remove me from your list [email protected]

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      • Sara March 9, 2012 at 10:25 AM #

        Thanks Shumayal!