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Drinking is Injurious to Wealth

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one….he slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car did not move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?”
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the third man replied : “control your speed from next time onwards……you almost killed us…..”

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20 Responses to Drinking is Injurious to Wealth

  1. ADIL September 30, 2013 at 12:03 PM #

    awsmeee lol, keep going sara

  2. Yemi September 12, 2013 at 2:54 PM #

    THANKS FOR SHARING THIS JOKE.

    I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT THE THIRD PERSON WAS NOT DRUNK, BUT HIS STATEMENT LATER SHOWS THAT HE WAS EVEN DEAD DRUNK

  3. Roderick April 13, 2013 at 10:00 PM #

    VERY FUNNY!

  4. Umar March 14, 2013 at 10:23 PM #

    It means there were four alcoholics.

  5. Abdul Matin Sheikh February 27, 2013 at 2:51 PM #

    REALLY VERY VERY FUNNY JOKE.

    THANKS FOR SHARING.

  6. Khadir January 7, 2013 at 11:40 AM #

    Ha ha ha…Nice one sara.

    • Ali - Admin January 7, 2013 at 6:48 PM #

      Thanks Khadir.

  7. Shania9$6 January 1, 2013 at 2:50 PM #

    Ha! Ha! Ha!
    Happy new year guys!

  8. Sonah November 23, 2012 at 5:22 PM #

    Appropriate title. Drinking is injurious to wealth…and health,.even the drinkers drink to each others health.

  9. Zafar Iqbal September 29, 2012 at 7:50 PM #

    This is good! Another story against imbibing!

  10. Anu September 27, 2012 at 6:23 PM #

    Very funny……
    Nice joke sara…

  11. Manzoor Ahmed September 12, 2012 at 12:21 PM #

    Why is do diffcult to search old stories in your website? Kindly make it easy

  12. sharif123 August 6, 2012 at 6:44 PM #

    Another hillarious piece from SARA.

  13. Sunsar4u June 27, 2011 at 10:34 AM #

    Good i enjoyd itttt

  14. Ro0ona February 3, 2011 at 1:45 PM #

    LOL soooo funny!

    • Sara February 7, 2011 at 6:13 AM #

      Thanks RoOona

  15. Ashameer19 February 3, 2011 at 9:26 AM #

    that ‘ s funny jock

    • Sara February 3, 2011 at 10:46 AM #

      Thanks Ashameer

  16. Mohammed February 3, 2011 at 7:44 AM #

    thats mighty hilarious

    • Sara February 3, 2011 at 7:46 AM #

      Thank you Mohammed!!!