Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one….he slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car did not move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?”
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the third man replied : “control your speed from next time onwards……you almost killed us…..”
awsmeee lol, keep going sara
THANKS FOR SHARING THIS JOKE.
I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT THE THIRD PERSON WAS NOT DRUNK, BUT HIS STATEMENT LATER SHOWS THAT HE WAS EVEN DEAD DRUNK
VERY FUNNY!
It means there were four alcoholics.
REALLY VERY VERY FUNNY JOKE.
THANKS FOR SHARING.
Ha ha ha…Nice one sara.
Thanks Khadir.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Happy new year guys!
Appropriate title. Drinking is injurious to wealth…and health,.even the drinkers drink to each others health.
This is good! Another story against imbibing!
Very funny……
Nice joke sara…
Why is do diffcult to search old stories in your website? Kindly make it easy
Another hillarious piece from SARA.
Good i enjoyd itttt
LOL soooo funny!
Thanks RoOona
that ‘ s funny jock
Thanks Ashameer
thats mighty hilarious
Thank you Mohammed!!!