True Quotes: Funny & Interesting

  • -Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
  • -Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.
  • -What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
  • -Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  • -I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
  • -If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • -You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

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One Response to True Quotes: Funny & Interesting

  1. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:14 PM #

    Good one-liners: they are the stuff and spice of life!