Good & Bad Lawyer – Short Jokes

By Ali - Admin on December 31, 2010 in ar, Jokes

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.

A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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Arguing with a lawyer is like playing with a pig in mud:

after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it and you get the mud.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them, but you never see them.

abdurrazaq July 28, 2012 at 7:23 PM #

Love us or hate us, you cannot do without us.
- Sara - Admin July 31, 2012 at 3:24 PM #
  
  u a lawyer, abdulrazzaq?
  - abdurrazaq July 31, 2012 at 6:56 PM #
    
    Yes, the UFO type! We exist, but you have to be lucky to bump into us.
    - abdurrazaq July 31, 2012 at 7:02 PM #
      
      How modest of me! Of course am a lawyer.
Aloo2 July 3, 2012 at 12:10 PM #

In my case both lawyers ( mine and the x-girlfriend lawyer ) shared my money…
Never take a lawyer to court again…take your parrot better,,Parrot tells the truth
and all the truth…..LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
- Sara - Admin July 4, 2012 at 4:23 PM #
  
  lol…
Genious May 23, 2012 at 1:28 PM #

kia bakwaas hai…. bakwaas jokes…
palle bi na pare….. :p
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Genious May 23, 2012 at 1:26 PM #

hey there..!!
some jokes are too difficult to understand.
What is UFO??
Anonymous October 19, 2011 at 1:48 PM #

yes most only care about money, once they receive it they stop defending you

but still some are good
- Ado October 22, 2012 at 11:00 AM #
  
  you have not got right
Goldypearl October 19, 2011 at 11:36 AM #

never be a lawyer
- Ado October 22, 2012 at 10:58 AM #
  
  u will miss alot, if you are not one