Short Funny Jokes

Once a teacher said to the children:When I will ask you a question give the
answer very fast.
Teacher:What is the capital of India?
Child:Very fast

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One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said “If you
stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month”.
In reply the begger said “Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000
per month

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TEACHER:-STUDENTS DRAW A PICTURE OF BACTERIA.
STUDENT:-HERE IT IS MAM.
TEACHER:-WHERE?IT IS BLANK.
STUDENT:-YOU TOLD THAT BACTERIA CANNOT BE SEEN WITH NAKED EYE !