Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny

Number One Idiot in 2011

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.

Number Two Idiot so far in 2011

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot so far in 2011

A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland , walked into the Branch and wrote ‘Put all your muny in this bag.’ While standing in line,
waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he
reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed
his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, ‘OK’ and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland. Happened in Noosa!

Number Four Idiot so far in 2011

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, ‘Because I don’t believe you are over 21.’ The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn’t believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver’s licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Number Five Idiot so far in 2011

A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, ‘Nobody move!’

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Number Six Idiot so far in 2011

Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he’d just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window.
The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. .. The whole event was caught on videotape.. Perth WA .



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20 Responses to Idiots Award for the Year 2011 – Very Funny

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      Thanks Soraya. God bless you !

  6. Ismail Rifai August 13, 2011 at 9:45 AM #

    i would like to know who is writing all these stories as they are very very very very very very very very very very very very v very very good.

  7. alhassan moh September 5, 2010 at 2:15 PM #

    this is lovely,do you no that this is very good for those with high b.p(blood pressuer)

  8. Muhammad Saeed July 6, 2010 at 12:50 PM #

    I am commenting first time. All jokes you have sent are very very very interesting and cheerfull. Pls continue & do not discontinue.

  9. Big said April 29, 2010 at 2:26 AM #

    They being idiots is under statement.

  10. j boyle April 17, 2010 at 4:51 PM #

    i’ve been in that garage

  11. OSAma April 10, 2010 at 10:13 AM #


    vrey nice story

  12. manzoor April 9, 2010 at 9:29 PM #

    hey really gr8 jokes…..
    first time i m commenting coz u deserve it.
    very funny.

  13. sitti21393 April 9, 2010 at 11:11 AM #

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  16. Muhammad,H.M ansur March 28, 2010 at 8:28 PM #

    I love all your jokes especially TEST YOUR DEMENTIA.

  17. Jameel Ahmad Khan March 28, 2010 at 8:09 PM #

    Really very nice. Made me to comment, which i usually don’t.

  18. ABUBAKAR UJUDUD March 28, 2010 at 7:01 PM #

    they are idiots ofcourse.

  19. ABUBAKAR UJUDUD March 28, 2010 at 7:00 PM #

    real idiots.