CD-ROM WIFE She is always faster and faster. EMAIL WIFE Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . HARD DISK WIFE She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET WIFE Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA WIFE She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER WIFE She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM […]
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Before and After Marriage – Joke in Unique Style – Read Full
BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you […]
Smoking while praying ? – Joke – Must read
A good joke with a Lesson: Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest […]
Who should Speak first?
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie (Jinn) appears. The genie says, “Normally, I grant three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish […]
Why Some Men Have Dogs?
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]
25 years ago……How it changed everything
25 years ago…… .. Times surely have changed A program was … a television show An application was .. for employment Windows were….. something u hated to clean A cusor … used profanity A keyboard was …a piano Memory was….. something u lost with age A CD was… a bank account If u unzipped […]
Positive Outlook !!!
How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as “Boss”. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?” Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly…. Feel better? […]
Who is the Auditor? – Funny Story
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, ‘If […]
How to get work done without touching – Nice Small story
An old man lived alone in small village in India . He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man sent a telegram to his son and mentioned his situation. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad […]
Where to Tap Knowledge – Very nice
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools […]