A good joke with a Lesson:
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son…by all means."
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son…by all means."
Moral of the story: The reply you get depends on the way you ask the question.
Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation??
Note: This joke has a moral and education value about phrasing of sentences. It does'nt mean that www.funnyfunnyjokes.org agree with the content of the message, only with the presentation style.
Either way, the smoke shall kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learning through jokes……….simple way
great stuff really. i’ll keep this in mind
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svecan sam da slusam od jedno druze, Ja sam iz Kano i bio sam u yugoslaviji pre nekoliko godine i poceo sam da zavoravi srpski, jeli bi mogucno da znam ko si ti?
to je dobro i pro?itati isto dobro samo ja nemam vremena jer sam umoran od posla i od kompjutera.Gledam u kompjuter 6 sati dnevno .A re?eno mi je da ne smijem optere?ivati o?i jer sam operirao mrenu na dva oka . radi toga volim ?itati samom Quran i slušati ga koji put gledati pjesme na you tube-u i slušati omiljene pjeva?e Sabah Fakhri jasno volim ga najviše pa Taylor Swift,Keny rogers. volim country music , narodne muzike Jana,Halid Bešli? itd hvala . thanks ,shukran .papa moja lijepa poštovana Sara .