Why Some Men Have Dogs?

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re enjoying
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s the happiest to see you.

Please note this is intended as a Joke, No hard feelings for anyone.

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3 Responses to Why Some Men Have Dogs?

  1. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 9:55 PM #

    Every dog has his day!!!!!!

    Seriously, dogs are so human!

    A pity Allah didn’t allow them as pets for us!

  2. Ado April 24, 2012 at 1:39 AM #

    There is no basis for comparison.

  3. Nabeel ([email protected]) July 16, 2010 at 3:16 AM #

    Hahaha….Some of them may also be applied on wives instead of word “dog”.Dont read dog in sentence but read it wife in sentence they look Crazzy