Farhan and Rehan were quarrelling when the Master entered the class
Master: Why are you both quarrelling?
Farhan: We found a 100 Rupee note on the road, and we have decided that the one who tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.
Master Angrily: You both are so shameless! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was
Farhan and Rehan handed the 100 Rupee note to their Master
Farhan and the Teacher
Farhan: Teacher, Who is an idiot ?
Teacher: The one who explains things in a strange and weird way and so long that people listening to him don’t understand a thing. Do you understand me?
Farhan: No!
Rehan and the Teacher
Rehan to his Teacher: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do ?
Teacher: Of course not, Rehan !
Rehan: Great, because I have not done my homework
Farhan and the Doctor
Farhan: Doctor, I have pain all over my body, everywhere I touch I feel pain
Doctor: Could you please explain in detail?
Farhan: when I touch my eye I feel pain, when I touch my neck, ear, nose, knee I feel pain
Doctor: I know what the problem is! You have a broken finger !
Hahhaa the last one is hilarious. .wow
These jokes are taunting and a bit insulting to teachers. Teaching is a very respectable profession. Already our new generation is losing respect not only for teachers but all the elders. We must avoid these jokes.
Taunting the teacher community. unfair.
Very Nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Far better than Bill Clinton jokes
Ha ha