Farhan and Rehan were quarrelling when the Master entered the class
Master: Why are you both quarrelling?
Farhan: We found a 100 Rupee note on the road, and we have decided that the one who tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.
Master Angrily: You both are so shameless! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was
Farhan and Rehan handed the 100 Rupee note to their Master
Farhan and the Teacher
Farhan: Teacher, Who is an idiot ?
Teacher: The one who explains things in a strange and weird way and so long that people listening to him don’t understand a thing. Do you understand me?
Rehan and the Teacher
Rehan to his Teacher: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do ?
Teacher: Of course not, Rehan !
Rehan: Great, because I have not done my homework
Farhan and the Doctor
Farhan: Doctor, I have pain all over my body, everywhere I touch I feel pain
Doctor: Could you please explain in detail?
Farhan: when I touch my eye I feel pain, when I touch my neck, ear, nose, knee I feel pain
Doctor: I know what the problem is! You have a broken finger !