Farhan and Rehan Jokes – Very Funny !

Farhan and Rehan were quarrelling when the Master entered the class

Master: Why are you both quarrelling?

Farhan: We found a 100 Rupee note on the road, and we have decided that the one who tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.

Master Angrily: You both are so shameless! When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was

Farhan and Rehan handed the 100 Rupee note to their Master



Farhan and the Teacher

Farhan: Teacher, Who is an idiot ?

Teacher: The one who explains things in a strange and weird way and so long that people listening to him don’t understand a thing. Do you understand me?

Farhan: No!


Rehan and the Teacher

Rehan to his Teacher: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do ?

Teacher: Of course not, Rehan !

Rehan: Great, because I have not done my homework


Farhan and the Doctor

Farhan: Doctor, I have pain all over my body, everywhere I touch I feel pain

Doctor: Could you please explain in detail?

Farhan: when I touch my eye I feel pain, when I touch my neck, ear, nose, knee I feel pain

Doctor: I know what the problem is! You have a broken finger !

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7 Responses to Farhan and Rehan Jokes – Very Funny !

  1. mohnooh April 27, 2014 at 8:40 PM #

    Hahhaa the last one is hilarious. .wow

  2. Faiqa January 20, 2014 at 5:33 PM #

    These jokes are taunting and a bit insulting to teachers. Teaching is a very respectable profession. Already our new generation is losing respect not only for teachers but all the elders. We must avoid these jokes.

  3. sharif123 January 19, 2014 at 11:37 AM #

    Taunting the teacher community. unfair.

  4. Abdul December 1, 2013 at 7:12 PM #

    Very Nice

  5. yasser October 29, 2013 at 3:36 PM #


  6. sharif123 October 28, 2013 at 10:09 PM #

    Far better than Bill Clinton jokes