Little Sameer asked his mother: “Mom, why are some of your hair turning white?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach Sameer: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hair white!”
Little Sameer replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only white hair on her head.”
Sameer & Teacher
Teacher: “Sameer, why aren’t you writing?”
Sameer: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Sameer, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Sameer: “Who stole all the pencils then?”
Sameer & Daddy
Daddy: Sameer, Whenever i scold you, you don’t get upset, how do you control your anger?
Sameer: I start cleaning the toilet seat.
Daddy: How does that help ?
Sameer: I clean it with your toothbrush