Sameer’s Jokes

 Sameer & Momsameer

Little Sameer asked his mother: “Mom, why are some of your hair turning white?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach Sameer: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hair white!”

Little Sameer replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only white hair on her head.”


Sameer & Teacher

Teacher: “Sameer, why aren’t you writing?”

Sameer: “I don’t has a pencil.”

Teacher: “Sameer, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”

Sameer: “Who stole all the pencils then?”


Sameer & Daddy

Daddy: Sameer, Whenever i scold you, you don’t get upset, how do you control your anger?

Sameer: I start cleaning the toilet seat.

Daddy: How does that help ?

Sameer: I clean it with your toothbrush

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7 Responses to Sameer’s Jokes

  1. PRAKASH H S May 6, 2014 at 5:23 PM #

    Innocently intelligent child

  2. sharif123 October 23, 2013 at 9:55 PM #

    The toothbrush joke is fantastic. hope nobody gets offended

  3. Mubarek.alamin January 16, 2013 at 11:48 PM #


  4. Nahreen January 12, 2013 at 12:43 PM #

    Thanks Sara. So beautiful. Sameer is so cute and funny. I loved the jokes. They made me happy.

    • Ali - Admin January 13, 2013 at 6:16 PM #

      Glad you enjoyed it Nahreen.

  5. wahab adegoke January 11, 2013 at 7:48 PM #

    what an intelligent child

  6. Sonah January 9, 2013 at 2:03 PM #

    Sameer and Mom-Tit for Tat. Not easy to fool kids now.