Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain & Sarah Palin are flying aboard an Airplane on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.
Obama: “Should I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.”
Hillary: “Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.”
John McCain: “Why don’t you two jump out the window and make me and Sarah Palin happy.”
The Pilot says: “Why don’t you all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.”
Abdullah & his Wife
Abdullah goes to see his Manager in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Abdullah,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Abdullah, “I knew I could count on you.