Joke 1
Waleed is in a restaurant in Burj Al-Arab.
Waleed: Excuse me waiter, could you come here?
Waiter: Is everything okay?
Waleed: Everything is fine, but would you please try my chicken soup?
Waiter: I’m sorry, sir, we really can’t do that.
Waleed: No I won’t say anything, please try my soup.
Waiter: Well, is there something wrong with the soup?
Waleed: No, but will you please try the soup?!
Waiter: Okay, okay… Where’s the spoon?
Waleed: Ah-hah.
Joke 2
Jumbo and Dumbo went to visit the biggest Mall of the World – the Dubai Mall, the largest mall in the world.
After touring for about half day, they felt they got lost and was not sure which floor they were and how can they get to next store?
To find the way out, Jumbo and Dumbo went to look at the map, where they see a red big circle that says: YOU ARE HERE.
Jumbo looks at Dumbo – Wow man, this mall is not only big, it’s also very high-tech, and finally exclaims – “WOW! How do they know that?”
Hillarious
The first one is very subtle – more like English humour!!!!!!!!!
The second one is a typical Santa Singh and Banta Singh type of a joke – very common in our country, India!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the first is ths best
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I liked both, especially the first one
Well, they don’t hand out the cutlery in most of the restaurants here. And if someone acted funny, they’d have shown the exit door along with Waleed 😛