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Lawyer Joke – Mighty Funny

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A local officer for a Charity Organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $450,000 you haven’t given a dollar to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”

Embarrassed, the Charity Officer mumbled, “Um … no.”

The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated Charity Officer, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”

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12 Responses to Lawyer Joke – Mighty Funny

  1. Pakimran March 14, 2012 at 10:16 AM #

    it was really funny

  2. Praiser74 March 14, 2012 at 8:08 AM #

    Charity winners are equally cunning they should know all the needy in community and all the charity should go at right place but god forbid they receive huge salaries commission and ta bills so he treated partially right but next part is extreme of bestiality on part of lawyer

  3. Mubarek Alamin85 March 12, 2012 at 4:45 PM #

    So what does lawyer means if he/she doesn’t want to give them money and want not to give to the officer?
    ~~ shenanigan   ***LAWYER***

    • Mubarek Alamin85 March 12, 2012 at 4:46 PM #

      The*

  4. HAIDER ALI786 March 12, 2012 at 8:12 AM #

    hahahahaha nice and true 

  5. Nizamhm March 10, 2012 at 3:40 AM #

    lawyers LOWears. 

  6. Reemnaeem March 9, 2012 at 2:34 PM #

    He knows how to talk

  7. Fayazahamed57 March 9, 2012 at 2:08 PM #

    Lawyer debate idiots listen to em

  8. annonomous March 9, 2012 at 7:37 AM #

    that lawyer is such a stupid idiot

  9. Najeeb March 9, 2012 at 7:35 AM #

    A lawyer is designed to take money not to give

  10. Tabish March 9, 2012 at 5:07 AM #

    how much mean that lawyer………………….stupid person

  11. Tabish March 9, 2012 at 5:07 AM #

    how much mean that lawyer………………….stupid person

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