Generous Lawyer
A local officer for a Charity Organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $450,000 you haven’t given a dollar to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the Charity Officer mumbled, “Um … no.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated Charity Officer, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
it was really funny
Charity winners are equally cunning they should know all the needy in community and all the charity should go at right place but god forbid they receive huge salaries commission and ta bills so he treated partially right but next part is extreme of bestiality on part of lawyer
So what does lawyer means if he/she doesn’t want to give them money and want not to give to the officer?
~~ shenanigan ***LAWYER***
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hahahahaha nice and true
lawyers LOWears.
He knows how to talk
Lawyer debate idiots listen to em
that lawyer is such a stupid idiot
A lawyer is designed to take money not to give
how much mean that lawyer………………….stupid person
how much mean that lawyer………………….stupid person