5 Husband & Wife Funny Jokes For You !!

Joke #1

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Okay.  give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second !

Joke #2

A Lady to Doctor:

My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen he is  awake.

Joke #3

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Joke #4

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”

He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

She text back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied,
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”.

Joke #5

Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother’s home!

Judge: that’s all, case dismissed.

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