10 Very Funny Quotes About Husband & Wife!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree & woman gets her master’s.
Why do couples holds hand during their wedding day?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hand before the fight begins.

If women could read minds, Every second man will get slapped.
 Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns the head around!!


2 Responses to 10 Very Funny Quotes About Husband & Wife!

  1. kvkarunakaran September 2, 2015 at 11:15 PM #


  2. sharif123 August 29, 2015 at 10:36 AM #

    Sara Special. Thanks