In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep,
and at night you refust to sleep
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it
-Franklin P. Jones
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth
is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.”
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun
Life was much easier when Apply and Blackberry were just fruits
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion.
Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion.
Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion.
Lesson: Don’t be afraid or angry and you won’t have to run and fight.