What Is The Reward For Saving George Bush ?

bush-obamaBush & Obama Planning WWIII

A guy walks into a hotel and asks the receptionist, “Isn’t that Bush and Obama sitting over there?”
The receptionist says, “That’s right”

So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning World War 3. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 200 million Iraqis and one Barber”

The guy exclaimed, “A Barber! Why kill a Barber?”

Bush turns to Obama, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See! I told you no one would worry about the 200 million Iraqis!”

Bush Fell While Jogging

One day George Bush was out jogging in parkway when he tripped and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold creek.

Three boys, playing along the creek, saw this and without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.

After cleaning up he said, “Young boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I’ll give it to you.”

The first boy said, “Please, I’d like a ticket to England!”
“No problem, I’ll ask Air Force One to take you there” said Bush.

“I’d like to have a pair of Nike Air Mag” the second boy said.
“I’ll buy them myself and give them to you,” said the grateful Bush.

“And I’d like a wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset” said the third boy.
“I’ll personally … wait a second, young man, you’re not handicapped! What do you need a wheelchair for?”
“No — but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.”

3 Responses to What Is The Reward For Saving George Bush ?

  1. kvkarunakaran April 20, 2015 at 2:55 AM #


  2. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH March 25, 2015 at 4:15 PM #

    The first one has been repeated since long time and second one is really good.

    Any way Thanks for sharing.

  3. sharif123 March 24, 2015 at 3:39 PM #

    The 1st one was repeated quite few times. The 2nd one was unique and a class