Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A coin.
Wife: Okay give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second
If Men behave after Marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won’t take place
On the other hand,
If Women behave before Marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won’t take place 😀
Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother’s home!
Judge: that’s all, case dismissed 😛
Wife: what is so interesting in me ?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting