6 Funny Jokes That’ll Surely Make You Laugh !

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know—but the flag is a big plus.

Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?
Dumbo: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.

Definition of Optimist and Pessimist
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.

“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play Tennis after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”

Patient to the eye doctor: “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.”
“Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking.”

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One Response to 6 Funny Jokes That’ll Surely Make You Laugh !

  1. kvkarunakaran February 20, 2015 at 1:52 AM #

    good jokes