#1
To Mom:
I’m Hungry
I’m cold
I’m hot
Can I have…
I want to watch…
I want to have…
Where are you ?
Can you ask Dad ?
Can you help me ?
He hurt me…
She hurt me…
I want to go there…
I can’t find my…
Where are we…?
Why are we…?
Why can’t we…?
To Dad:
Where’s Mom ?
#2
Mother had been talking on the phone for about half an hour before she hung up.
Father said, “Wow! That was short. You usually talk for an hour. What happened?”
Mother replied, “It was a wrong number.”
#3
Three men were discussing at a party about coincidences. The first man said,
“My wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins”
“That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading
‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house,
my wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty Thieves”!
Funny jokes r very good.
good jokes
Sana what happened to the third man? Did he become father of forty babies?
hahaha I knew someone would ask that 😛 haha I really don’t know. Maybe he just took precautions lol
you made laugh even i am hungry sana shukran
hahaha that’s great to know that our jokes make you laugh. You are welcome 🙂
Hilarious!
But its true most of the time what you saw in the first joke. Virtually all a kids questions are directed at the mother, the only question it asks the father most of the time is, “Where is my mother?”
Yeah true with most of us 🙂