3 Very Funny Husband and Wife Jokes !

funny-meme-laughing-1The Car
Wife said to her husband: “The car won’t start, I think there is water in the carburetor”
“How do you know that?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t
even know what the carburetor is.”
“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s
water in the carburetor.”
“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out.Where’s the car?”
“In the swimming pool.” said the wife


Late Night Party
A man came home very late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: ”How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldn’t believe his luck: ”That would be great!” he said
Monday passed and he didn’t see her, Tuesday and Wednesday passed too,
and then on Thursday his swelling became better and now
he could see her from the corner of one eye.


Woman’s Burial
A woman’s burial services were being attended by relatives in a local cemetery.
Suddenly the rain started with a loud thunder of clouds.
The husband looked at the crowd and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”

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8 Responses to 3 Very Funny Husband and Wife Jokes !

  1. kvkarunakaran October 25, 2014 at 2:52 PM #

    all are good

  2. hussein kanah October 9, 2014 at 6:05 PM #

    so funny. more plz.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 14, 2014 at 1:49 PM #

      Sure looking forward to share more such funny jokes in future In sha Allah 🙂

  3. khamar October 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM #

    Car story is very nice

  4. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH October 6, 2014 at 5:03 PM #

    All 3 jokes are good.

    Thanks for sharing.

  5. sharif123 October 6, 2014 at 4:23 PM #

    The Car is good

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 14, 2014 at 2:01 PM #

      Thank you. You are our Jokes Reviewer/Commentator 😀