The Car
Wife said to her husband: “The car won’t start, I think there is water in the carburetor”
“How do you know that?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t
even know what the carburetor is.”
“I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s
water in the carburetor.”
“We’ll see,” mocked the husband. “Let me check it out.Where’s the car?”
“In the swimming pool.” said the wife
Late Night Party
A man came home very late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: ”How would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldn’t believe his luck: ”That would be great!” he said
Monday passed and he didn’t see her, Tuesday and Wednesday passed too,
and then on Thursday his swelling became better and now
he could see her from the corner of one eye.
Woman’s Burial
A woman’s burial services were being attended by relatives in a local cemetery.
Suddenly the rain started with a loud thunder of clouds.
The husband looked at the crowd and calmly said, “Well, she’s there.”
all are good
so funny. more plz.
Sure looking forward to share more such funny jokes in future In sha Allah 🙂
Car story is very nice
All 3 jokes are good.
Thanks for sharing.
You are welcome 🙂
The Car is good
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