#1
In a factory a guy standing on the floor and looking aimlessly
The President of the factory notices it, goes to the guy and asks “What is your monthly salary?”
The guy replies “Rs 5000 per month, Sir”
The President took out his wallet and gave Rs. 20,000 and told him: I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 4 months’ salary. Now get out of here. Never show me your face again”
Then the President asked other workers “Who was that guy? Workers replied, “Pizza delivery Boy, Sir”
Moral: Don’t overreact in every situation!
#2
A Junior Software engineer, Team Leader and the Project Manager were walking to lunch when they find an antique lamp.
They rub it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “I’ll give each one of you just one wish”.
“Me first, Me first”, says the junior software Engineer, “I want to be in Australia on a vacation for the rest of my life” The Genie grants his wish. Poof ! He is gone.
“Me next, Me next” says the excited Team Leader, “I would like to go to the most beautiful country in the world Switzerland with my family and lead a peaceful life” Poof! He is gone.
Okay it’s now your turn says the Genie to the Manager.
The Project Manager says, “I want both of them to be back in the office after lunch”
Moral: Always let your boss have the first say in any situation
very good