2 Funny Jokes – Obama Gets Trolled By A Kid + Facebook

Obama was seated next to a 7 years old kid in an airplane.

He turned to the kid and said, “Hey kid, Let’s talk!”

Kid: Okay, what do we talk about ?

Obama (making fun of the kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid: Very interesting topic, but let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow, and deer all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a minute and finally says, “I don’t know.”

Kid: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit ?

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Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Tommy: Facebooking

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Tommy: Admin of facebook pages.

Teacher: OMG! I Mean what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up?

Tommy: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher: IDIOT! I Mean what will you do for your
Parents?

Tommy: I will create a page for them on facebook. ‘I Love MOM & DAD’

Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from you ?

Tommy: My facebook password!

Teacher: Oh God! What is the purpose of your life ?

Tommy: Facebook, but never face your books…!

Teacher gets trolled :DDD