2 Hilarious Jokes – You Will Love Them !

#1 Doctor and Engineer Joke

Two friends (one was Doctor and the other Engineer) entered a chocolate store. Upon seeing that the people in the store were busy, the Doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Doctor said to Engineer: “Man I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, you can’t beat that” Engineer replied: “You wanna see something better?  Let’s go back to the store and I’ll show you real stealing” So they went to the counter And Engineer said to the Shopkeeper: “Do you wanna see magic?” Shopkeeper replied: “Okay!” Engineer said: “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?” Engineer replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find them.”

#2  Husband and Wife Joke

Put your wife in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😀

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog) Don’t laugh loud 😛

The extended version says…

Put your husband in a room & lock it. Put your dog in another room & lock it !!! Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you, but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before

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11 Responses to 2 Hilarious Jokes – You Will Love Them !

  1. kvkarunakaran September 22, 2014 at 4:09 PM #


  2. Saad July 11, 2014 at 4:48 PM #

    Although, I have heard/read them earlier. But you have added a new flavour to these jokes. 🙂
    Same thing told in a newer and funnier style. Really nice. 🙂

  3. Mirza Abrar July 8, 2014 at 12:01 PM #

    Ver good sense of joke

  4. Abdul July 7, 2014 at 4:59 AM #

    Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny.

  5. mad July 6, 2014 at 6:09 AM #


  6. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 4, 2014 at 4:03 PM #

    Really Very Very Good.

    Thanks for Sharing,

  7. yoshida July 3, 2014 at 6:45 PM #

    Hahahahaha that was funny :p

  8. sharif123 July 3, 2014 at 4:03 PM #

    Oh! These are Ramadan special from FFJ. Thank you

  9. Ahmad July 3, 2014 at 2:28 PM #

    Good ones

  10. shakeel July 3, 2014 at 12:12 PM #

    Veryyyyyyyyyyyyy nce, thanks Sana for making me to laugh so much.