The Diamond Necklace
Wife (on phone): Why are you still not home ? Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey! You remember that jewelry shop where you saw a diamond necklace and fell in love with it and I couldn’t but it for you as I had no money and said “Darling it’ll be yours one day”?
Wife (Happily): Yes dear! I remember that very well!
Husband: I am in the electronics store next to that shop
The Expensive Hairstyle
Wife comes back from very expensive hairdressing salon and asks husband:
Darling! How do you like my new hairstyle?
Husband looks at wife and says:
Don`t worry dear it`ll grow back fast !!!
A man with a gun in his hand robs a bank, turns to a customer and asks:
Did you see me rob the bank ?
The man replied, “Yes, I did”
The robber shoots and kills him. He then turns to a couple and asks the man, “Did you see me rob the bank?”
The man replied, “No sir, I didn’t, but my wife did!”
The Power of a Wife
A woman went shopping in a mall… At cash counter she opened her handbag to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her handbag.
He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked
“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me
for shopping today”
The story continues….
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper why is he doing that.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
Moral: Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Wife took out her husband’s credit card from handbag
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately, he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.