A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.”
The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”
The Father waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.”
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can any news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Son: “Windows frozen daddy.”
Father: “Pour some warm water over it.”
Son: “Computer completely screwed up now.”
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places
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He told me to stop going to those places.
Gods jokes – specially doctor one
Nice Jokes,
Thanks for Sharing.
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You are welcome 🙂
I FOUND THE SECOND JOKE FUNNIER =)!! NOW, WE’RE COUNTING ON MINUTES? WOW!!!
funny
Love the third joke. Windows actually frozen and what a way unfroze it.
Cool dad!
very funny
All are good ones. Really funny. 🙂
Lol. Good ones. 🙂
hahaha…………
Funny
All these are the effort of FFJ team to make us laugh especially when we are tired and bore, thanks
VERY NICE JOKES, THANKS
Good ones. Need such stuff more frequently on the forum.
Lol 🙂
Good one
Windows joke is more funny
HAHAHAHAHA
Windows joke is funny
hahahahaha
Atleast you remind me to smile, as I forgot whats laughter as i’m growing up