After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
“What does that mean?”she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot”he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A little girl asked her mother, “Mommy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The Mother replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
good lesson, Allah knows what is waiting in future…
hahahahahaha
Great , Really interesting
First one is hilarious. .
Some of the jokes are repeated!
Sana
Aameen
Annoy ?????????
want to annoy? Really?
Funny.. true one…
husband and wife are both essential to and dependable on each other
True! Wish I find someone just so ideal and pure 🙂 IA
IN shaa Allah you will find a very good spouse 🙂