Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy !!!


In Indian Weddings why is the bridegroom given a horse to sit upon ?

So that he gets his last chance to run away.


Teacher : Johnny, the essay I told you to write on “My Cat” is same as your brother’s. Did you both copy?

Johnny : No Teacher, It’s the same cat we both wrote on !


Dumbo (to Shopkeeper): Do you have colour Television?

Shopkeeper: Yes, we do!

Dumbo: Show me a red one please!


Girl (to Mother-in-law): Your son has not come home yet. I am afraid what if he is seeing another girl

Mother-in-law: You idiot ! Why do you always think negatively, maybe he might have met with an accident


Dumbo: You have a nice car. What is the name of your car ?

Lady: I don’t remember the name, but I am sure it starts with “T”

Dumbo: Wow that’s an awesome car it starts with Tea, mine starts with petrol


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5 Responses to Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy !!!

  1. farooq July 21, 2014 at 5:12 PM #

    I do love to read this kind of jokes

  2. mohnooh April 7, 2014 at 11:39 AM #

    Girl to mother in law is very funny

  3. sharif123 March 10, 2014 at 1:51 PM #

    “We’re going to play elephants and circuses,” said a little boy to Sana. “Do you want to join us?”
    Sana, “‘I’d love to,’ . ‘What do you want me to do?”
    ‘You can be the generous lady who will feed us peanuts!”

  4. sharif123 December 23, 2013 at 10:52 PM #

    Tea -Petrol is a good one

    • Sana - Editor FFJ December 24, 2013 at 7:05 PM #

      Mr. Sharif, why don’t you share some good jokes with us 🙂