Very Funny Politician Jokes

One day Obama, Bush and Tony Blair were flying together in a plane. They were talking among themselves…clock

Bush said: “I have this $100 note and if I threw this out of the window I could make one person happy”

Obama pulled out five $100 notes and said,”You know if I threw five $100 bills I can make 5 persons happy”

Blair laughed and said, “If that is so… I have hundred $100 notes I could throw them and make 100 people happy”

The pilot who was listening to their conversation got up from his seat, went to the three men and said “I can make millions of people very very happy by dropping you three out of the window :D”



Bush and Obama went camping one day. They reached a beautiful place near the lake and put their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night Bush woke Obama up and said, “Obama, take a look above and tell me what you see?”


Obama replied,”I see millions and millions of stars.”


Bush said, “what do you realize from that?”


Obama replied,”Well, looking at these millions of stars spread across the entire sky, I can deduce that there could be many number of planets too. And it can be definitely said that there could be many planets like earth out there. And upon these planets there is a great possibility of life. And We can send spaceships to these planets and this would make a great discovery”

And Bush said, “Obama, you idiot, it means that somebody has stolen our tent” 


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5 Responses to Very Funny Politician Jokes

  1. mohnooh April 15, 2014 at 4:10 PM #


  2. mahmoud November 24, 2013 at 9:24 PM #

    you should not publish jokes about day of judgment and here after

  3. sharif123 November 24, 2013 at 2:47 PM #

    2nd joke is Very much applicable for India, Bangladesh & Pakistan.

  4. husainali November 24, 2013 at 12:01 PM #

    about statistics is is damn lies
    there is fourth degree to it.
    damn lies and statistics
    fourth one is
    politics and politicians

  5. Mimi November 24, 2013 at 11:40 AM #

    Lol, very funny, but actually they can even use them to fly, hhhhh