Husband & Wife Jokes – Hilarious !!!


Q: How do you save your husband from drowning in a pool ?

A: By taking your leg off his head. 


Q: What is a husband’s idea of helping with housework?

A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum-clean.


Q: What do you immediately figure out about a well-dressed man?

A: His wife is good at picking clothes


Q: What would you know if a Husband opens the car door for his wife ?

A: It’s either a new car or a new wife


Husband: I want to go somewhere for vacation this year where I had never in my life been before

Wife: Well, how about going to the kitchen ?


After marriage, a woman’s vision becomes so sharp that she can see

right through her husband without even looking at him, 

while a man’s so poor that he can look right through his wife

without seeing her


After a fight, husband to his wife, “You know, I was an idiot when I married you”,

Wife replied, “I know dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”


A bride, after her wedding, went to her mother and said, “I have found a man just like my father !”

Mother replied, “So what do you expect from me, sympathy ?”


When a Husband gets flowers for his wife for no reason, there is a reason

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17 Responses to Husband & Wife Jokes – Hilarious !!!

  1. owais siddiqui May 17, 2014 at 3:08 PM #

    Really good ones … Keep them coming

  2. mohnooh May 3, 2014 at 11:14 PM #

    Exactly..extraordinary jokes

  3. Saad April 3, 2014 at 1:55 PM #

    Haha. These are really hilarious. 😀

  4. sharif123 January 6, 2014 at 2:48 PM #

    Wife: ‘What are you doing?’

    Husband: Nothing.

    Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading
    our marriage certificate for an hour.’

    Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’

    • Saad April 3, 2014 at 1:46 PM #

      Lol… Good one.. 🙂

  5. Husnain Altaf January 6, 2014 at 6:47 AM #

    Sana, thanks for the nice jokes, which showed the facts in funny way.

  6. ADEGOKE WAHAB October 11, 2013 at 4:59 PM #

    hilarious !!!

  7. Amjad Gondal October 10, 2013 at 8:44 AM #

    nice jokes but why u disable copy command.

    • MS Labba October 11, 2013 at 11:09 AM #

      Right click . View Page source. from there you can easily copy

  8. Anu October 9, 2013 at 5:54 PM #

    These jokes are repeated

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 10, 2013 at 7:50 AM #

      Oh, Are they ? Well, but I thought they are new. Sorry if they really are repeated.

  9. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH October 9, 2013 at 5:49 PM #

    very very nice jokes. specially.the FIRST.


  10. Ian October 9, 2013 at 1:56 PM #

    Vacation–Kitchen joke was best. Thanks

  11. Jamal October 9, 2013 at 12:13 PM #

    Ordinary jokes.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 10, 2013 at 9:20 AM #

      They are probably “extraordinary” for women who have actually experienced it in their lives lol