Q: How do you save your husband from drowning in a pool ?
A: By taking your leg off his head.
***
Q: What is a husband’s idea of helping with housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum-clean.
***
Q: What do you immediately figure out about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking clothes
***
Q: What would you know if a Husband opens the car door for his wife ?
A: It’s either a new car or a new wife
***
Husband: I want to go somewhere for vacation this year where I had never in my life been before
Wife: Well, how about going to the kitchen ?
***
After marriage, a woman’s vision becomes so sharp that she can see
right through her husband without even looking at him,
while a man’s so poor that he can look right through his wife
without seeing her
***
After a fight, husband to his wife, “You know, I was an idiot when I married you”,
Wife replied, “I know dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”
***
A bride, after her wedding, went to her mother and said, “I have found a man just like my father !”
Mother replied, “So what do you expect from me, sympathy ?”
***
When a Husband gets flowers for his wife for no reason, there is a reason
Really good ones … Keep them coming
Exactly..extraordinary jokes
Haha. These are really hilarious. 😀
Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading
our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’
Lol… Good one.. 🙂
Sana, thanks for the nice jokes, which showed the facts in funny way.
hilarious !!!
nice jokes but why u disable copy command.
Right click . View Page source. from there you can easily copy
These jokes are repeated
Oh, Are they ? Well, but I thought they are new. Sorry if they really are repeated.
very very nice jokes. specially.the FIRST.
THANKS FOR SHARING.
Thank you 🙂
Vacation–Kitchen joke was best. Thanks
Glad you liked them
Ordinary jokes.
They are probably “extraordinary” for women who have actually experienced it in their lives lol