2 Short Jokes – Enjoy!

Joke 1

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all

jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.

The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”

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Joke 2

A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse.

He says:

– To you, John, I leave the California Estate.

– To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the New York Plaza.

– To you, Tom, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.

– And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in marketplace.

The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, “Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties!

You all are so lucky!!!”

And the wife retorts, “Rich??? Lucky??? Are you kidding me!!!??

He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!”