Do You Want A Salary Raise?


A man asked his friend, “Can you tell me what is the difference between appraisal & resignation?”

His friend gave the below comparison:

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In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.

In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.


In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike. 

In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike. 


During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.

During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.


There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.

There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.


So finally the man said: “Now I understood for an appraisal I will have to resign … !!!

3 Responses to Do You Want A Salary Raise?

  1. toiowoobudowie.tripod.com January 10, 2014 at 7:55 AM #

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    mu palce. – Z przyczyny –
    mrukn?? Frodoo po sekundzie. Uniós? ci??ko manierk?,
    tworzywo sztuczne zastuka? o z?by. Niespodziewanie
    spr??y? si?, próbuj?c powsta?. Rozgl?da? si? ?le.
    – Mariszka – j?kn??, czuj?c
    piek?cy cierpienie ?eber. Kirpiczew proch mozoln? ?ap?.
    – Sied?. – Wagner po?o?y? mu r?sia
    na ramien.

  2. Usman May 24, 2013 at 1:18 PM #

    Nice one 😀

  3. m May 22, 2013 at 5:00 AM #

    trying tis tomorrow