Little Tommy came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in maths class.
Dad: “What happened?”
Little Tommy: “The teacher got mad at me.”
Dad: “What for?”
Little Tommy: “She asked me what 4 x 3 was. I told her 12.”
Dad: “Well, that’s right.”
Little Tommy: “I know. But then she asked me what 3 x 4 was.”
Dad: “OMG! It’s the same IDIOT!
Little Tommy: “I know! That’s exactly what I told her!!!”
Husband & Wife at the Hospital
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your
husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, give him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every need. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
“You’re going to die,” she replied.