What Did The Doctor Say?

 Little Tommy

Little Tommy came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in maths class.

Dad: “What happened?”

Little Tommy: “The teacher got mad at me.”

Dad: “What for?”

Little Tommy: “She asked me what 4 x 3 was. I told her 12.”

Dad: “Well, that’s right.”

Little Tommy: “I know. But then she asked me what 3 x 4 was.”

Dad: “OMG! It’s the same IDIOT!

Little Tommy: “I know! That’s exactly what I told her!!!”


 Husband & Wife at the Hospital

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your

husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, give him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.

Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every need. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.” 

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“You’re going to die,” she replied.


14 Responses to What Did The Doctor Say?

  1. Abdul Awal Miah June 11, 2014 at 3:51 PM #

    It would have been better if the wife told her husband that he will die if she did not help him; or

    He will live longer and healthy life if she was healthy and happy

  2. adegoke wahab April 9, 2014 at 11:46 PM #

    The wife wants her husband died and it is unfair of her

  3. Bi December 24, 2013 at 12:06 AM #

    I think the real joke in the wife/husband@doctors is that the wife was smart enough to find out that the husband collaborated with the doctor to make her super obedient for his pleasure. Beside he was not sick, he went for a check up not emergency.
    Her answer means that she will not heed with the trick up his sleeves. That meant she found out his plan
    , sarcastically

  4. sajida December 19, 2013 at 12:17 AM #

    Jokes are jokes meant to laugh & relax but some times they have a moral too.

    In the 2nd joke wife repaid what most dominant husbands do………humiliating their wives. when the chance comes wives try to pay in the same coin.

  5. Sharleen Methi December 10, 2013 at 3:46 PM #

    Why are wives made to look so bad, man???!

  6. hussein kanah April 4, 2013 at 5:29 PM #

    v. bad wife,instead of relieving him she raised his bloos pressure.

  7. Dr. Mohammed March 23, 2013 at 3:37 AM #

    What is the similarity between the women and the salt?

    Both of them raising the blood pressure

  8. Dr. Mohammed March 23, 2013 at 3:32 AM #

    What is the similarity between the women and the salt?

    Both of them raising the blood pressure

    • sharif123 September 20, 2013 at 9:16 PM #

      Moderator may not agree with you!

  9. sharif123 March 21, 2013 at 8:54 PM #


  10. Mubarek AL-Amin March 20, 2013 at 10:27 PM #

    hahha jokes so funny..

  11. Yunus March 20, 2013 at 7:54 PM #

    She caused the stress in the first place now her wish will be fulfilled

  12. Ahmed Bello March 20, 2013 at 1:12 PM #

    The meaning of the jokes are:
    Joke 1- Tommy took to school a bad habit that he learnt from his father.
    Joke 2- The wife in the joke is tired of her marriage to the man. The Doc’s warning that the man’s survival depended on her support will simply serve as the means for her to end the marriage permanently.

  13. Jamal Zuberi March 20, 2013 at 1:04 PM #

    Nice Jokes