Lovely Lawyer Jokes

A group of gangsters burst into the conference room at a famous Hotel where the city lawyers were holding their Annual Convention. More than a hundred lawyers were taken as hostages.

The gang leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.
Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The lawyer looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
An attorney was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets, a car was involved in an accident. As expected a large crowd gathered. Going by instinct, the attorney was eager to get to the injured, but he couldn’t get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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9 Responses to Lovely Lawyer Jokes

  1. Mana November 14, 2012 at 10:41 AM #

    The last 2 were hilarious! Thank you Sara 🙂

  2. sk ashif akram November 2, 2012 at 2:51 PM #

    very funny! especially the last one!

  3. Ado November 2, 2012 at 3:47 AM #

    love a alwyer, its legal.

  4. sharif123 November 1, 2012 at 9:37 PM #

    Truly hilarious, particularly the last one.

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    Very funny joke shared by you.I like it.Thanks for sharing this..Please post more blog..

  6. Junedayz December 25, 2011 at 12:34 AM #

    looooooooool! the last one was the best! especially when its thought of in arabic! too funny!
    but i dont really get the first one other than they are stupid! 

  7. Anonymous November 22, 2011 at 1:57 PM #

    i liked them all but you seem to hate lawyers in india 🙂

  8. Abier November 22, 2011 at 9:48 AM #

    lol the last one was hillarious xD
    all of them were funny though =D

  9. Huss4444 November 22, 2011 at 9:42 AM #

     i like what u send me. plz carry on.thanx.