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An Indian goes to USA – Very Funny

By on August 10, 2012 in Jokes

An Indian goes to a Walmart store in USA. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy and immediately takes it out.

He shouts at the Indian, “What the Hell is this? Is this shit, you Idiot?”

The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper..”

Dear Readers, forward it to your friends & let them enjoy as well. 🙂


9 Responses to An Indian goes to USA – Very Funny

  1. Sonah January 23, 2013 at 11:09 PM #

    Theme is far-fetched and ridiculous, not to say the least funny. Lucky ridicule does not kill.

  2. Mahi August 16, 2012 at 11:25 AM #

    Oye commenter!!!what a gr8 attitude…nice to hear,u respect every nation:)

  3. Mirash August 15, 2012 at 6:09 PM #

    Sory to ask

    From whr u get this ………….

    Niceeeee

  4. shakil August 11, 2012 at 9:55 AM #

    I find the Indian quite RIGHT

  5. madooo12 August 11, 2012 at 3:16 AM #

    nice one, really nice

    BTW the commenting system is broken on opera

  6. Ahmad August 11, 2012 at 12:44 AM #

    Hahahhaa….very funny!!! I have many Indian friends and I’ll let them know immediately.

  7. Ahmad August 11, 2012 at 12:42 AM #

    Hahahaaa….very funny! I’ve many Indian friends and I’ll send it to them immediately.

  8. um abdullah August 10, 2012 at 4:37 PM #

    Your jokes are usually better than that

  9. ED Soliman August 10, 2012 at 1:43 PM #

    This is stupid. You should not make fun of any nationality. By the way I am not Indian