Why is your Wife with You?

A Husband and Wife just entered their brand new house. It was a house that Husband had paid for with his money, a fact which he constantly reminded Wife. In each room of the house he said to her : “Dear, if it were not for my money, we would not be here.”

Wife didn’t say a word.

In the afternoon a truck delivered a load of new furniture and the Husband paid with his money. After the furniture was in its place, they toured the house again. As they observed each room, beautifully appointed and magnificently decorated, Husband reminded her: “Wife, if it were not for my money, this furniture would not be here.”

Again, Wife was silent.

Late in the afternoon another truck came with a special piece of furniture which was to be the focal point of the family room. It was a combination stereo-television-computer center all wrapped into one gorgeous piece of furniture.

The Husband paid for it with his money. When it was in place, Husband again said: “Wife, if it were not for my money, that beautiful electronics system would not be here.”

Finally, Wife spoke: “Honey, I don’t want to make you feel bad, but…if it were not for your money, I wouldn’t be here either!”


26 Responses to Why is your Wife with You?

  1. BRAVO May 5, 2015 at 1:29 PM #


  2. Jola Animashaun April 19, 2014 at 1:35 PM #

    So funny but true!

  3. GOPAKUMAR December 31, 2013 at 11:42 AM #

    It is when you possess some thing which money can’t buy, it is then you are really rich

  4. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH March 27, 2013 at 3:26 PM #



  5. Aloo2 January 7, 2013 at 11:53 AM #

    Very typical greedy wife ,,,has not born with basic living needs,,,have not seen a dish full on her family table….

    • BRAVO May 5, 2015 at 1:26 PM #

      i agree with Aloo2, this type of wifes are v. greedy. and are wifes of money and not yours.

  6. Sonah December 23, 2012 at 12:43 PM #

    Good one, Zaffar Iqbal.

  7. Sonah December 23, 2012 at 12:41 PM #

    You can afford anything one can dream of on earth, including the best located house or appartment. Money is no problem. But to convert the house into a home-an oasis of love, peace and happiness, that’s a problem. And for that to happen it costs no money at all.

  8. Arabella October 15, 2012 at 4:29 AM #

    The husband deserved that slap in the face from his wife. If she did not speak up she would had been very resentful.

  9. Wasim October 3, 2012 at 12:31 PM #

    well said by an intelligent wife.
    providing shelter/house is one one the basic responsibility/duty of the husband.

  10. skybeen September 30, 2012 at 10:51 PM #

    may be the husband has spend a child hood deprived of money

  11. Ishtiaq September 20, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Money, money, money. Women in general choose their partners for money.

  12. Zafar Malik September 18, 2012 at 11:34 PM #

    Dear Sara…A dumb husband who is is arrogant needs to be placed in his actual place. This joke is more of a lesson to all the husbands who are proud of their worldly things and money. An excellent joke and a lesson to learn. Regards.

  13. Zafar Iqbal September 7, 2012 at 12:36 PM #

    Ha! Ha!
    Reminds of the story of the starlet who divorced her fat, ugly and very old husband at a swimming pool. When asked why, She said, “He looked so different without his wallet!”

    Thanks, Sara. for this and so many other nice stories of yours.

    • Sara - Admin September 24, 2012 at 7:10 PM #


  14. silka August 14, 2012 at 7:32 PM #

    it was totally awesome!!!!!!!

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 1:08 PM #

      thanks silka.

  15. saidu Halidu August 1, 2012 at 10:09 PM #

    Smart but frank response.

  16. sharif123 August 1, 2012 at 6:39 PM #

    Honey ultimately got the response he desrved. Good.

  17. Paras August 1, 2012 at 5:14 PM #

    What a piercing reply, all arrogant fools must be treated like this.

  18. ghanayem August 1, 2012 at 5:13 PM #

    good answer

  19. Reem August 1, 2012 at 4:59 PM #

    He deserve it.

  20. mashooq August 1, 2012 at 4:35 PM #


  21. Ian August 1, 2012 at 3:34 PM #


  22. Egy August 1, 2012 at 12:55 PM #

    ?????? ??? ??????? ???

  23. yka August 1, 2012 at 12:01 PM #

    Bad Fact