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Who is going to give you the Lecture?

By Ali - Admin on June 20, 2012 in Jokes

The patrol police stopped a man driving a car erratically, around 3 AM and asked where he was going at this late hour.

The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and social relations”.

The officer then asks, “Really? Who on earth is giving such a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies simply, “My wife.”

Patient: Doctor, give me a tablet which will change my mood.

Doctor: What mood do you want?

Patient: Angry Mood!

Doctor: You don’t need any tablet. One of my slaps will be enough.

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8 Responses to Who is going to give you the Lecture?

Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:16 PM #

Too Good! If only we listen more to the Wife, we would be better off.

The other is a joke!
binteislam June 26, 2012 at 9:42 AM #

2nd 1 is hilarious badly luaghed.
- Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 3:04 PM #
  
  Nice to know you enjoyed!
Rafiya June 20, 2012 at 12:36 PM #

I cannot forword the msg to any one there should be an option for that…
- Asima June 21, 2012 at 3:37 AM #
  
  Subscribe to the email,then u can forward the emails
Rafiya June 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM #

I cannot forword this nice msg to any one…
there should be an option for that…
- Sara - Admin June 21, 2012 at 1:06 PM #
  
  There was an option for forwarding the emails….but due to a technical error is not working presently.
  We are working on it…God willing it will be available soon.
mohammed June 20, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

hahahah….great jokes.
Thanks!