Who is going to give you the Lecture?

Joke 1

The patrol police stopped a man driving a car erratically, around 3 AM and  asked where he was going at this late hour.

The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and social relations”.

The officer then asks, “Really? Who on earth is giving such a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies simply, “My wife.”

Joke 2

Patient: Doctor, give me a tablet which will change my mood.

Doctor: What mood do you want?

Patient: Angry Mood!

Doctor: You don’t need any tablet. One of my slaps will be enough.


8 Responses to Who is going to give you the Lecture?

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 7:16 PM #

    Too Good! If only we listen more to the Wife, we would be better off.

    The other is a joke!

  2. binteislam June 26, 2012 at 9:42 AM #

    2nd 1 is hilarious badly luaghed.

    • Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 3:04 PM #

      Nice to know you enjoyed!

  3. Rafiya June 20, 2012 at 12:36 PM #

    I cannot forword the msg to any one there should be an option for that…

    • Asima June 21, 2012 at 3:37 AM #

      Subscribe to the email,then u can forward the emails

  4. Rafiya June 20, 2012 at 12:35 PM #

    I cannot forword this nice msg to any one…
    there should be an option for that…

    • Sara - Admin June 21, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

      There was an option for forwarding the emails….but due to a technical error is not working presently.
      We are working on it…God willing it will be available soon.

  5. mohammed June 20, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    hahahah….great jokes.