1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
3) My road to success is always under construction.
4) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker.
5) It’s funny but In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.
7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.
9) If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
10) He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don’t have gold follow them.
11) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
12) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
13) If you have paper, you don’t have a pen! If you have a pen, you don’t have paper! if you have both, no one calls.
14) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
15) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
Really admiring Quotes
Wonderful Quotes Sara ! Thank you very much.
True…
Amazing One’s…..really enjoyed reading it!!!
thank you very much sara i got you funny quotes
not crazy but good.
Thank you ! Glad to know you liked them. Do share them with your friends and family.
I love it,,, thanks
Truly funny but very nice quotes. 😀
Many thanks Ali and the ffj team.
Ramadan Kareem.
Hhahhhaa lol, I cnt stop laffin, thought it is a joke but in reality it is true.
Really made me smile even when i am not in good mod. Thanks Sara
Welcome Rasheed.
I always save these mails to read at night, so I can unwind from a tiring or boring day. I love this website. Good idea of putting clean jokes n stories that keep us fresh and motivated. Just try to keep useless and unislamic videos away. Keep it up Sara!
I cant lough more….thanz SARA……<3
Laughing is good for health….
Really refreshing, Quotes. very true. Sara its no so easy to keep people waiting to see you mail the first thing in the morning. even if its repeat some times i would love to read them. Wonderful.
Thanks Shihab.
Its the comments/compliments from our readers that keep us so motivated to continue.
Sara! Sara!! Sara!!! you are not funny but make good day for your readers by appreciating reality of life through your jokes, quotes and stories. Please, keep it up, more grease to your elbow
This is Great.
Wonderful Sara!!! You made my day. Plz keep it up. Thnx
Welcome Shehab!
i like the jokes. keep it up
Sure Fatima. Thanks for the compliments.
Life is beautiful and Sara your beautiful quotes reflects the beauty of life worth living with laughter and joy. Keep the world smiling by giving your smile……Great!!
Thanks Zafar!
A few of the above qualify to be examples of Murphy’s Law. Especially the last few ones.
i dont no y my rod 2 succes s always under constructions!!!
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ahaha true num11 thanks for sharing with us
I resist cheating all the time that’s why am on my why of success without disparateness!!! actually $““`!“““$@^&*
then you be my friend please
How many quotes are applicable to you dear moderator?
this all happening always with me!!!!!! very nice.
it made me smile
i liked it
Dear sara i really likes your all funny jokes, moral stories and nice quotes. Thanks for sending
hahaahaha
very nice
I post it in IUG student page on facebook
You have violated the copyright law. Sara can sue you for that. This is not a joke!