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The Eye Doctor

By on April 17, 2012 in ar, Jokes

Joke 1

Johnny goes to an Ophthalmologist (eye doctor).

The Doctor asks him ” What’s the problem”

Johnny complains, “I keep seeing black spots in front of my eyes.”

The Doctor asks, “Have you ever seen any doctor?”

Johnny replies, “No, just black spots.”

Joke 2

Tommy: Doctor will the operation be successful?

Doctor: Yes. The operation is very complicated, 4 out of 5 people die in this kind of operations.

Tommy: Then how come you are so sure that I will be alive after the operation?

Doctor: Because already 4 have died and you are the 5th.

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15 Responses to The Eye Doctor

  1. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 9:17 PM #

    laughable indeed

  2. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 9:17 PM #

    laughable indeed

  3. Diaa Al Deen Husam Mohammed May 2, 2012 at 10:46 AM #

    HAHA!!

  4. HAIDER ALI786 April 20, 2012 at 10:11 AM #

    nice one hahahaha
    and Abdullah your joke is also suprb..

  5. Najeeb April 19, 2012 at 3:18 PM #

    Joke 1 – Okay
    Joke 2 – Gr8!

    TNX

  6. both the jokes are good April 17, 2012 at 11:31 PM #

    thanks

    • Sara - Admin April 19, 2012 at 2:36 PM #

      Thanks.

  7. sharif123 April 17, 2012 at 7:52 PM #

    After all the doctor was honest.

  8. Engineer April 17, 2012 at 4:51 PM #

    Nice joke Abdullah.
    Also thanks Sarah for every day relaxation.

    • Sara - Admin April 19, 2012 at 2:36 PM #

      You are Welcome Engineer.

  9. Mukhtar Garba April 17, 2012 at 4:38 PM #

    Well, both jokes are interesting.

  10. HASAN April 17, 2012 at 4:33 PM #

    ABDULLAH JOKE VERY INTERESTING

  11. abdessalamskaik April 17, 2012 at 4:15 PM #

    The second Joke is very nice … amazing doctor!.
    Thanks SARA.

    • Sara - Admin April 19, 2012 at 2:37 PM #

      Thanks. Share it with your friends abdessalam.

  12. Abdullah April 17, 2012 at 2:41 PM #

    Johnny goes to an Ophthalmologist (eye doctor).
    The Doctor asks him ” What’s the problem”
    Johnny complains, “When ever I drink tea I feel pain in my eye.”
    The Doctor brought a coup of tea and a sked Johnny to drink it.
    When Johnny wanted to drink the tea the doctor shouted “stop stop I know your problem, before you drinking the tea you should remove the tea spoon.