True & Funny Quotations

 A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.

 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

 As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

It’s the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

 It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.

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 A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

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 How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?

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 If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

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He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.