True & Funny Quotations


 A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.


 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.


 As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


It’s the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.


 It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.


 A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.


 How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?


 If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

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14 Responses to True & Funny Quotations

  1. Rania June 8, 2014 at 11:25 AM #

    Dear Sara,

    All is true and not funny and even no body is asking; it is great to find someone who cares to remind you with the good things that alla gave you and what you could give in return

  2. Yunus October 23, 2013 at 2:41 PM #

    It is constant repetition that make some people believe that the creator of this entire vast universe was crucified and killed by the Jews – who in any case are his creatures. It is absurd.

  3. sharif123 October 20, 2013 at 1:00 AM #

    truly funny

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin March 26, 2012 at 1:36 AM #

    I don’t believe any of these quotes, and i never lived them up.

  5. Mubarek AL-Amin March 26, 2012 at 1:32 AM #

    I don’t believe any of those quotes are real.!

  6. aa nuton March 25, 2012 at 7:30 PM #

    thanks for making me laugh or otherwise. i love your jokes and all…

  7. Wasey March 25, 2012 at 12:30 PM #

    Reading everyday quotes wants me to have a word with you personally Sara !!

    • Sara - Admin March 26, 2012 at 10:07 AM #

      Sure!! You are welcome!

  8. Ado March 25, 2012 at 4:16 AM #

    These are very interesting and educating, your contributions to the intellectual world are uncontifiable, keep it up we are fraud of you.

    • Sara - Admin March 26, 2012 at 10:08 AM #

      Thanks a lot for the compliments!! Its motivating 🙂

      • Ado March 26, 2012 at 1:25 PM #

        Am glad that you could have the time to reply me despite your busy schedule, as the whole world are waiting for you to put a smile on their respective faces. Good luck !!!

  9. florence opatunji March 24, 2012 at 11:55 PM #

    I love your jokes and quotations so much.

  10. Zafar Malik March 24, 2012 at 4:18 PM #

    Dear Sara, AoA,
    Your Quotes ve always been your Hall mark. They are marvellous and rare. As a good English speaker one uses these in day to day life. I’m glad to have received them from you.

    • Sara - Admin March 26, 2012 at 10:08 AM #

      Thanks Zafar Malik!!