Stupid sayings by Famous people

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

–Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

–Mariah Carey


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”

— Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign


“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”

–Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,”

–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”

–A congressional candidate in Texas ..


“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it..”

–Al Gore, Vice President


“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ..”

— Dan Quayle


“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”

–Lee Iacocca


“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

–Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”

— Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


“Traditionally, most of Australia ‘s imports come from overseas.”

–Keppel Enderbery


“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

–Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman


25 Responses to Stupid sayings by Famous people

  1. Sonah October 29, 2012 at 6:07 PM #

    What is mostnny is that the press ends up quoting these very superficialities, at the expense of more sensible reflextion, but by common people.

  2. sajida October 7, 2012 at 9:48 PM #

    Great work Sara,out of someone else’s folly u make the others laugh & have fun & get relaxed.

  3. Ismaila Baba July 13, 2012 at 9:45 PM #

    some are called slip of the tongue

  4. Ramadan March 5, 2012 at 9:30 AM #

    I always say” knowledge is a treasure”
    one big laughter

  5. Anonymous March 3, 2012 at 9:55 AM #

    after reading again, i found those the best

    ““That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”

    –A congressional candidate in Texas ..


    “Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

    –Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

    “Traditionally, most of Australia ‘s imports come from overseas.”

    –Keppel Enderbery

  6. HAIDER ALI786 March 3, 2012 at 9:46 AM #


  7. Abdul Asees March 3, 2012 at 8:52 AM #

    Having said these stupid things, 
    they are now becoming even more popular as this message spreads.

  8. Adonis Argus November 3, 2011 at 5:55 AM #

    most beautiful is time when we become a child in our later life … speaking in a language that is self contradictory .. like children …

  9. Friend September 9, 2011 at 4:21 PM #


  10. mustafa September 8, 2011 at 2:36 AM #

    i remembered that article about the relation between money and knowledge and this proves it is right.

    man should take care what he says

  11. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni September 7, 2011 at 4:10 PM #

    most if not all, are americans lmao but doesnt mean i dumb LOL
    they sure are embarassing moments for em 😛

  12. Ghassane Jammal September 7, 2011 at 12:41 PM #

    this is unbelievable!! lol

  13. Cool guest September 7, 2011 at 11:46 AM #

    famous for being stupid…lol

  14. Mahmoud_ghazali September 7, 2011 at 11:45 AM #

    Everybody says something stupid at one or the other time in their life. Its just that these famous people get noticed!! That’s the price they pay for being famous.

    • Finnese September 14, 2011 at 6:46 AM #

      loll man i like your comments . you can come on top 3 list 

  15. Humayundaud September 7, 2011 at 10:51 AM #

    lol …

  16. Marcusjoe2000 September 7, 2011 at 10:22 AM #

    Am afraid any comment I make, may end up as being a stupid saying. But in my case, of the not too famous.
    So, I will rather not comment, Sara. 

    • Ali September 7, 2011 at 11:42 AM #

      That was really funny Marcusjoe2000.

  17. Badrhenthar September 7, 2011 at 10:00 AM #

    unable to become a spokes person. some are stupidness

  18. Shakabansh5 September 7, 2011 at 9:16 AM #

    Hi,Sara : Not at all agree but depend on the condition.Thanks for this information.

  19. Nahil September 7, 2011 at 8:31 AM #

    no one said that being famous is equal to being smart or at least “not dumb” .. one of the signs of the end of time indeed.

  20. Haider Ali786 September 7, 2011 at 8:04 AM #


  21. Anonymous September 7, 2011 at 7:07 AM #

    Hahahahahaha these people has to be either stupid or confused 😀

    • Annumous September 7, 2011 at 7:38 AM #

      u totALLY Right 
      though sum of them r a bit tooooooooo stupif for their status

      • Anonymous September 7, 2011 at 8:37 AM #

        yeah just a little bit hahahahahahahaha 😉