After 50 Years of Marriage…..
Divorcing after 50 years an elderly couple in Chicago calls his son in Texas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; fifty years of misery is enough!”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” The son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in New Jersey and tell her!”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “What the heck, they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
“Okay”, he says, “They’re coming for family get-together and paying their own travel fare.” !!!
i geting problem allways when i read the story it is just first part i can’t get the end of story in my rcive email can you help me
its really a nice story
whether you believe it or not, but just 2-3 days back i was wondering why am i not receiving any mails from SARA, please keep them flowing, i just love them all…
sure… by the way we din’t stop,…i think you missed my mails.
Enjoy life 🙂
Very true
Hi Sara, I didn’t get the joke in the story initially until I read it over and over again. It was cool and I couldn’t help laughing aloud.
I guess the children weren’t visiting and that was the only way to force a visit without having to pay for their own fare.
That was great!
I’ve been moody all day, reading this joke and at the same time my cousin called to say his wife just gave birth to a baby girl. Cannot quantify the depth of my happiness!
Alhamdulillah, Alhamdulillah.
That’s hilarious!
50 years of dispute. 2w2o2w2
Thanks very nice and emotional.
I really like it, smart parents
hahahaha nice one
NICE AND Touching. very good
thank you sara it is realy nice story
Good one.Nice way to teach the selfish a lesson
Good one.Nice way to teach the selfish a lesson
Good one.Nice way to teach the selfish a lesson.
Good one.Nice way to teach the selfish a lesson.
omg this soooo lame
I dont think it is lame, I think it is deep and we should be ashamed after reading this because it has a lesson in it!!! It tells us that we dont visit our parents often:(
btw guys, this is funny (it is a joke)…………………….. -.-
nice get together but with a real shock!. it’s a good thing that the children have come to their senses. this what the Qur’aan says about parents: And your Lord has decreed that you worship none but Him. And that you be dutiful to your parents. If one of them or both of them attain old age in your life, say not to them a word of disrespect, nor shout at them but address them in terms of honour. surat al isra 23. And We have enjoined on man (to be dutiful and good) to his parents. His mother bore him in weakness and hardship upon weakness and hardship, and his weaning is in two years give thanks to Me and to your parents, unto Me is the final destination. surat luqman 31:14.
Its simple and poignant…… so much is insaid
thank u Sara it’s true many of us remember our parents only when it’s time to cry over them .
very nice story , life take over family , and we forget it till we lose it , and then cry over it
Wow .. it’s deep. Some people just wait until the last moment in order to change.
You got me smiled, thank you Sara
Nice to know that, Ramadan.
It’s Good Story , realy that is the Condition of most of the sons today, thanks for the story
not only of the sons …