Divorcing after 50 years an elderly couple in Chicago calls his son in Texas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; fifty years of misery is enough!”
She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.