I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
Dear FFJ Readers add you own funny lines if you are funny enough 🙂