Judge: “Have you anything to offer to the Court before I pass sentence?”
Convict: “No sir, my lawyer took all the money.”
The man composed himself, looked straight at the chief prosecutor and calmly said: “What was the date again?”
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Judge: “Is it true that you owe John a thousand pounds?”
Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”
Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?”
Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”
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slow tune but like it ;))
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loool! i like the first one the most!
i liked the last one best
Good joke
He should not have done that with out consent and not on 12th June.