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The Flight To Jeddah

By on December 10, 2011 in ar, Jokes

Teacher & Student

Teacher: You dumbo! At your age Benjamin Franklin ranked 1st in the class. What about you?

Students: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide. What about you?

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Flight To Jeddah

A woman telephoned the Saudi Airline office in Riyadh and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Jeddah?”

The operator said, “Just a minute…”

“Thank you,” the woman said and hung up.


26 Responses to The Flight To Jeddah

  1. zaki October 14, 2014 at 5:43 PM #

    the moral of joke iz ,,,,,, girls r more intelligent …… he he he ….
    has more common sense kkkk

    • saeed October 17, 2014 at 2:44 AM #

      girls are fool they think they are intelligent but they are not because she thinks she win but in actual she lose everything.

      she think we are win
      boys think she has pulled

  2. zaki October 14, 2014 at 5:40 PM #

    the moral of joke iz ,,,,,, girls r more intelligent …… he he he ….
    has more common sense

  3. JUZ August 5, 2013 at 11:06 AM #

    Nyce piece! Operator shud hv said “hold on” rather than just a minute, but 4 her 2 believe a journey takes a minute? !!!

  4. JUZ August 5, 2013 at 11:00 AM #

    Nyce piece, operator wud have said “hold on” 2 enable him confirm not just a minute. But 4 her 2 believe just a minute to travel???????????

  5. Roderick April 16, 2013 at 10:54 PM #

    My dog is Mr Peel.

  6. Sonah November 26, 2012 at 11:57 AM #

    Witty! And humorous.

    • Mahmoud Ghoneim April 9, 2013 at 4:05 PM #

      The moral about this story is that one must give himself enough time and think well about the answer h
      e getws.

  7. skybeen September 12, 2012 at 11:14 PM #

    good

  8. skybeen September 12, 2012 at 11:11 PM #

    nice

  9. Mohammad Khan August 9, 2012 at 6:45 PM #

    good one

  10. sharif123 August 9, 2012 at 6:36 PM #

    Both are good. But our demand from you is more such types of jokes.

  11. Thasleem August 9, 2012 at 12:23 PM #

    ha ha ….it really…..smiled me…

  12. Dori December 13, 2011 at 1:14 PM #

    good jokes had a good laugh. 

    • Sara December 13, 2011 at 1:48 PM #

      Nice to know that you liked it.

  13. Adamu Moh'd Bello December 13, 2011 at 1:01 PM #

    Fantastic, i like the joke

  14. Junedayz December 12, 2011 at 11:04 PM #

    i love the first one! my friend told me about it and im like: I NEED TO CHECK MY EMAIL!
    Kids are so clever with their combacts! heheh
     

  15. Ziyadh December 12, 2011 at 6:18 AM #

    i didn’t get get the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry

    • Aloo2 December 13, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

      WHICH JOKES ,,ZIYADH ????????

  16. nacira December 11, 2011 at 8:17 PM #

    nice

  17. Dr.maya December 10, 2011 at 10:37 PM #

    so nice :)))

  18. Mubarek Alamin85 December 10, 2011 at 3:50 PM #

    from Riyadh to Jiddah one minut haha must be the special ride from the that ?? ??????  air-port. `~`

  19. Adnan Sheikh December 10, 2011 at 1:59 PM #

    Hi,Sara : Most of other airlines looking fwd.Saudi Airlines become backward due to all top qualified and experienced management are gone.Whoe is on top of it now know nothing and they do not know how to operate the operation as required , i feel so sorry .

  20. Anonymous December 10, 2011 at 12:14 PM #

    really nice

  21. HAIDER ALI786 December 10, 2011 at 9:15 AM #

    HAHAHAHA NICE ONE

  22. Man December 10, 2011 at 7:23 AM #

    I heard the same Joke before but it was from London to New York she call
    The British Air ways