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Million Dollar – Joke

By on November 26, 2011 in ar, Jokes

Essay on Million Dollars

Sameer was attending his English class and the Teacher asked the students to write an essay on ” What would you do, if you had a million dollars”

Sameer handed in a blank sheet of paper. Sameer ! shouted the teacher, you’ve done nothing. Why?

Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do !

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My wife made me a Millionaire

John says to his friend, Fred that his wife is responsible for making him a millionaire.  

“Wow, so nice to have such a good wife. But how on earth did she do it” asked Fred.

John replied ” Before marriage I was a Billionaire!!”

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12 Responses to Million Dollar – Joke

  1. M.B.Riaz Ahmed April 13, 2015 at 5:49 PM #

    Million Dollar Joke:

    SHE MADE HIM ” KOUN BANEGA KARORPATI”

  2. Roderick September 18, 2013 at 9:18 PM #

    I wonder how many women are laughing?

  3. Priyanka Shukla May 1, 2013 at 2:59 PM #

    Nice 🙂

  4. Dori December 7, 2011 at 10:45 AM #

    why is it always the women are gold diggers.  

  5. Tanuj verma December 5, 2011 at 12:47 PM #

    hahahah for every millionaire there is a wife

  6. Junedayz November 27, 2011 at 7:26 PM #

    looooool! smart kid this Sameer!

  7. Dr.maya November 26, 2011 at 10:34 PM #

    wow go on
    so nice

  8. Mubarek Alamin85 November 26, 2011 at 12:44 PM #

    `!`

  9. Abier November 26, 2011 at 11:39 AM #

    lol! the last one is really hilarious xD

  10. Shakabansh5 November 26, 2011 at 10:44 AM #

    Hi,Sara :I could say any thing because it is not in hand.

  11. Haider Ali786 November 26, 2011 at 10:42 AM #

    hahaha nice one and 2nd one was truly amazing hahaha

  12. Anonymous November 26, 2011 at 10:08 AM #

    nice ones but both were quite predictable