- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
- It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils .
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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