15 Interesting & Funny Definitions!!

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends ; And is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

Dear Readers, if you have any words with funny definitions, please share in the comment box below. 🙂

18 Responses to 15 Interesting & Funny Definitions!!

  1. Muzaffer January 21, 2014 at 2:08 AM #

    New definition of INFILATION , Greedines of bisinessmen

  2. Khalid Farooq November 29, 2013 at 4:53 AM #

    Dear ALL

    It is good to feel the” laughing-smile” while reading the funny quotes my heart & soul always filled with joy & happiness.

    Thank u all for writing & sharing funny QUOTES.we all deserve to LAUGH & LAUGH !

  3. moony January 21, 2013 at 11:49 AM #

    Brilliant and hilarious! Really made me laugh! Good job!

    • Ali - Admin January 22, 2013 at 4:31 PM #

      Nice to know you enjoyed moony. Also share it with your friends and let them enjoy as well.

  4. Eric Spears February 27, 2012 at 10:45 PM #

    Pretty good. Here are some of my own: http://www.misual.com/2012/02/01/funny-definitions/

  5. Killme_meee October 29, 2011 at 12:05 PM #

    wow …. tareko … you superb …

  6. Dr.maya October 18, 2011 at 9:09 PM #

    LoOoL …

  7. Banjoy October 18, 2011 at 11:18 AM #

    COMMITTEE: A group of people who are incapable of doing anything individually, who meet collectively to decide that nothing can be done.

  8. Dori October 17, 2011 at 3:54 AM #

    The beauty parlor, So true for many of us ladies.

  9. Junedayz October 16, 2011 at 4:00 PM #

    loooool! this stuff is hilarious! and @6d2c33bd9dff81f0bbeb4557b8fc40b2:disqus ….the school and the dr, is the best! 

    what a way to start your day!

    funnyfunnyjokes.org: a place where you forget your work and remember the fun! 

  10. Tarekko October 16, 2011 at 3:07 PM #

    School : A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce : Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Father : A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    *copied from http://geekswithblogs.net/ram/archive/2007/05/31/112872.aspx

  11. Misk October 16, 2011 at 2:02 PM #

    The Raisin, Secret & Skeleton are the funniest ones.

  12. Mubarek Alamin85 October 16, 2011 at 12:29 PM #

    Toyota= The One You Ought Avoid.

    • guest October 17, 2011 at 7:11 PM #

      That’s just toyoa

      you mean- The One You Ought TO Avoid

  13. Mubarek Alamin85 October 16, 2011 at 12:25 PM #

    Nissan : Nine idiots stand saying absolutely Nothing. 

  14. Shakabansh5 October 16, 2011 at 11:31 AM #

    Hi,Sara : The life is give and take

  15. Abier October 16, 2011 at 10:07 AM #

    LOL “SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.” and”SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.”
    these two are the funniest of them all!! =D

  16. Anonymous October 16, 2011 at 10:06 AM #

    the mosquito one is great